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Friday, April 14, 2006

moving

i have moved.
www.kerhuiling.blogspot.com

Sunday, February 26, 2006

razrv3i

the phone to die for... damn damn damn cool...

Sunday, February 19, 2006

the way children see things

The Way Children See Things
Shared by Allan Ward

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

Monday, January 30, 2006

大年初二

time at my granny's today was not bad. we ate lots of good food and gambled our time away with blackjack, daidee and mahjong. my two little cousins are the big winners of blackjack. ~~bluffing~~ winning me and my two other cousin's money. but oh well, it's all just for fun. hahaha... daidee was ok, didnt really win or lose much. after that we headed for superbowl to bowl! i must admit, i am not a good bowler. this is like only my 4th or 5th time bowling? you cant expect much from a amateur right? :p after two games, we headed back to my place for mahjong. hahahahahaha... i won quite alot, i 一家赢三家! hahaha... so you can imagine how good the money was. hahahaha... oh ya, the ang bao today was really good. people are really getting more and more generous. hahaha... i think i will save part of it in the bank. the rest, i bet you can guess what i'll do with it. hehe...

Sunday, January 29, 2006

大年初一

happy chinese new year!!!
恭喜恭喜恭喜你啊!!!
:))))

i had fun today while visiting. hahaha... i played with lots of kids!
hahaha... took some really cute photos of them too! hahaha... of course, the ang bao is good too! wooohoo... tomorrow i'm going to my grandma's place. gonna slack the day away with black jack, daidee and good food! hahaha... wish me luck! HUAT AR!!! :)

Saturday, January 28, 2006

summary of my 3 weeeks

i here to update finally!!! hahaha... at last, i've got a long break from school! YES! so, got miss me a not?! hahaha...

so many things happened during these weeks that i never come online. i dont know where to start. hmmm...

let me start with my class, 05S54. i dont know why, but i am begining to love this class. there's really just a thin line between love and hate. i think it is because i had begun to see things more open-mindedly. those people that i used to dislike in class are still there but i no longer feel as much hatred as before. now, i just treat them as non-existence or i'll treat them like the way they treat me. like the saying, a tit for a tat. on the whole, i like s54 this year more. everything just seemed to come together somehow. hahaha... oh ya, we also had our mini reunion dinner on wednesday after our cross country. i had a hell lot of fun there! hahaha... the feeling is just so comfortable, so nice, so family. i love! hahaha... i guess it really just takes time for strangers to get close to each other. :)
ms ng, our new ME teacher also decided for us to play the Angel Mortals' game. my mortal is a guy but i'm not gonna say it here. bleah... who knows who reads my blog right?

my sports club activity now is wind surfing! oh yeah!! hahaha... damn cool right! hahaha... the coaches there are cute and handsome too. hahaha... timothy is cute and thai(or thye, i dont know how to spell) is handsome. hahaha. we were supposed to have 3 lessons for windsurfing but i missed 1. so yesterday was only my 2nd session when it was the 3rd for some. which also means that i missed the lesson by the cute coach. hahaha... but it is ok. i still learnt how to surf! hahaha... and i can surf a little now! wooohoo!! hahaha... it was really a good feeling to know that you can finally surf after failing infinite times. hahaha... i guess the scolding i got from thai was the catalyst. allow me to illustrate it. haha...
it was my turn to try and thai was coaching me. so he helped me to lift up the musk and i tried balancing with me. but because i was too nervous and worrying too much, i failed at balancing and let go of the musk and let the whole thing drop down. then thai scolded me, "you know what i see when you let it(the musk) drop down! i see weakness! it shows that you lack concentration and determination! in that second you let it slowly drop down you can actually react instead of falling front with it. no need to worry about it hitting your head. i am holding it for you. you hold onto the musk until the second you fall. this shows your determination! what are you so afraid of?" "because of this(i pointed to my scraped knee)..." "actually it is better to fall on your back then your front because the life jacket will cushion your fall..." with that and i tried again. and this time, i managed to stand (balanced) for a while before falling on my back with the musk like he told me as i wasnt leaning back enough. when i recovered, he told me, "you are now actually doing this. when i say leaning back, you lean your hands back also..." i think i looked blur to him so he said again, " give me your hand... ok, pull against me. more... pull against me. yes, this is how you should lean back..." and once again, i tried. and this time, i SUCCEEDED!!!!! yay!!!!!! i was surfing!!!!! woooohooo!!!!!!! hahaha... i think i 开巧 already! hahaha... but then i met with another problem. i was surfing towards the shore. then i went, " i dont know how to turn!!!!!!" at the top of my lungs. hahaha... then thai tried to shout some instructions to me but it was too soft and sounded like greek to me. so i let go of the musk eventually as i was really too near. i jumped off the board. i was really proud of myself at that time. hahaha... my little sweet moment. hahaha... then i pulled the board back to let joyce have a final go at it. then thai went over and patted me on my back and said, "hey... good job!" hahaha... after hearing that compliment, i felt doubly happy!!! waaahahahaha!!! i've also got one conclusion, the sea hates my right knee. why? because the on the 1st lesson, i fell and bruised my right knee. so there was this big orh chay. then this week, even worse, it bled after my fall to my knee onto the seabed. the funny things is that i fell on both my knees but only my right knee bled. see, testimony to my conclusion. bleah! i think that wind surfing is really a very good sport. it trains the mind. like what thai told me when he was spraying water onto my sail to wash it, "surfing is a very good sport. it is like during a competition, you being lighter but surf with the same big sail as someone heavier than you. do you know why?" "the mind?" "no, it means that you know your body, your mind and when to push yourself. you know you are lighter but you understand your body and mind and manage to surf when the other person cant...(cant remember what he said eactly but something along this line)" hmmm... i think it is really true. when you are surfing, you are really just competing with your mind. once you overcome it, it is actually very simple(i think this is what he told me too). then you will think back, why didnt you thought of it just now. in surfing, the enemy is not the equipment but the wind and your mind. fight the fear of being unbalanced, not the equipment. hahaha... maybe i'll continue on my own outside of sports club. but it is quite ex... $60 for 6 hours. will think through first. hmmm...

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i think these are the things that are the most exciting for me during the 3 weeks. of course there were others but these two are the most deeply etched in my mind. so long for now! till the next time... which i dont know after how long again... :)

Saturday, January 07, 2006

first week

i have survived...
a week into the new school term and i am DEAD BEAT. yes. EXHAUSTED. but jc life is just like this isnt it? hardwork and more hardwork, homework and more homework. sigh... :(

i wish i were a jc1 which would be so great for now. i'll get to go for orientation again to play and have loads of fun. but time never repeats itself. so my time as a jc1 is up. i need to move on to jc2. but i just cant believe i am going to be 18. it is just like i turned 17 yesterday and now i am going on 18. oh my god. time really does flies. it is so merciless, giving us no second chance for any one day. there will never be a january 7 2006 ever again. oh my.......